Came by an ebay listing with the following item description:
This is old store stock from my happy face collection, which I always enjoyed because it makes you happy. The person who originated the happy face never was able to collect the millions that were made off of his creation. Or his family Sad…..
>looks up overhead projector film on amazon
>finds ~30 reviews sharing dead loved ones crafted onto christmas ornaments
"There can't be this many people eager to show off dead family baubles on the internet, has to be a marketing scheme"
And then the dread sets in