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  • @ Gauche:
    Black spider crawls on you - what do?
  • @ Gauche:
    I monkey and smash
  • @ Vendor-Lazarus:
    In my younger days, I would have flipped out as well. Now I'd just ease it onto another material and drop it out the window.
  • @ Houseman:
    I wildly fling it off
  • @ Arnox:
    Houseman said:
    I wildly fling it off
    If you don't automatically do this, you're a psychopath. It's science.
  • @ Kingoffrogs:
    God imma drink malt liquor tn when I get home from work
  • @ Kingoffrogs:
    Fuk ah h8 mah jerb
  • @ Gauche:
    Have a nice shift
  • @ gaijinkaiju:
    The ass creed rumours were right. Female ninja, black samurai. We finally get an ass creed set in japan and its going to suck
  • @ gaijinkaiju:
    its not even going to have the good gameplay either, it'll be that stupid rpg shit
  • @ Arnox:
    For fuck's sake.
  • @ Gauche:
    Open world Tenchu doesn't seem appealing
  • @ Gauche:
    Capcom at it again - releasing another humble bundle I'd buy immediately - https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1686142509972377600/pu/vid/1280x720/Tty-sNWHJB-xYYuX.mp4 - everyone blames this incident, there is no confirmation, and there is no consolidated list of games they added enigma drm to - Wish they'd backtrack that shit like the Helldivers PSN drama
  • @ Gauche:
    It was even considerate of them to make the newer title I don't own in the first tier and older title that I do own in the latter - fuck
  • @ Battousai:
    gaijinkaiju said:
    The ass creed rumours were right. Female ninja, black samurai. We finally get an ass creed set in japan and its going to suck
    The black dude is historically accurate, that's about it. He was not a samurai or some crazy fighter he was just some dude, probably a slave, that was made a retainer because the daimyo Nobunaga took a liking to him because he had never seen a black man and found him interesting. He also gave him that name Yasuke.
  • @ gaijinkaiju:
    He is indeed a person who exisited. After Oda's death he basically disappears from the history record, and even before that we know pretty much nothing about him aside from the fact a missionary brought him along and Oda took a fascination with him. But he was never a "samurai", he was a retainer and atmost a sword bearer. He may have been given an honorary title of tile of "samurai", but he was never a fully fledged samurai. Also, lol, his wikipedia page is edit protected
  • @ Arnox:
    I mean, hasn't ass creed always played it fast and loose with history when it comes to its protagonists? In fact, Ass Creed 1 may be the only one that was actually devoted to a decent measure of historical accuracy, with 2 not far behind, but still behind.
  • @ Battousai:
    Its more like they adapt history to suit the needs of their whole templar vs assassin war over history, but at this point after so many games there is hardly any coherency at all on that overarching plot line.
  • @ Kingoffrogs:
    @Battousai Yasuke was a "retainer" whatever that means
  • @ Gauche:
    Retained japanese short swords in his scabbard
  • @ Arnox:
    Gauche said:
    Retained japanese short swords in his scabbard
    Assassin's Retainer
  • @ Arnox:
    By the way, I'm... Still getting working updates from Steam. o_o
  • @ Arnox:
    I'm pleasantly surprised. I keep expecting something in it to break, but it just keeps on working.
  • @ Arnox:
    Vendor-Lazarus said:
    I'm still running Windows 8.1 as my production OS but it's going to be decommissioned very soon here. I'm surprised Steam is still working without a hitch though.

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