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Mutazione - A Gauche Review Production

Gauche

Gauche

Disciple
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318


0/10 - Fuck this game

Gameplay - Wank off a bunch of plants for peeps

Story - Wank off a bunch of plants for peeps and get high with grandpa

Its okay to get high grandpa
No really, its not your fault you shared your supply with that guy who lost his mind and burned the house down with his kids in it. Not your fault at all oh shaman teacher. The plants need wanking!

Replayability - DELETES YOUR DATA AT STORY COMPLETION

These sick fucks need to prune themselves from life.

Lets see what others had to say



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Arnox

Arnox

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Staff member
Founder
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lol

I wonder how you'd react to The Talos Principle. You should do a review of that next.
 
Battousai

Battousai

Devotee
Sanctuary legend
Sanctuary contributor
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Cookmaster supreme
It was ok, I got it for free from Epic, but there's 0 replayability after you do it one time anyway. It's artsy and maybe a bit cute and they try to make it all very emotional. It's a one time thing and then you never go back.
 
Gauche

Gauche

Disciple
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Battousai said:
It was ok, I got it for free from Epic, but there's 0 replayability after you do it one time anyway. It's artsy and maybe a bit cute and they try to make it all very emotional. It's a one time thing and then you never go back.
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I wanted access to the gardens I had unlocked in the story.

The main menu gives you access to only one garden and limits you to a page and a half of plants. The story had like 6 pages of them.
Whats the point to collecting seeds/growing handcrafted gardens if they're just gonna delete my data?
 
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