The cheeseburger is the peak of American ingenuity. No utensils needed, it comes with a wrapper in case your hands are dirty , and you have a free hand. You can get a divorce while eating a cheeseburger. Plus they're delicious and versatile. Throw in a grilled pineapple slice, use different cheese, grilled onions, different buns. Make them smaller, you have a slider, use a sausage patty, now it's for breakfast. In my part of the US a burger Is served with mustard, onions, slaw and chili.
But you are right. Chop sticks are retarded.