Butter on bread disgusts me

[gaijinkaiju]

Butter on bread disgusts me. I don't know why, i just hate it. Despise it even.
I Just don't get the point of putting the butter on it. What does it accomplish? Its not like its adding any substantial flavor because its going to be overpowered by whatever you actually intend to spread on your bread.
Even if you're not spreading something on the bread, it still serves no purpose. Take fairy bread for instance. Why would you use butter, when you could use the objectively better honey, which actually adds flavor. It serves the same person of keeping the sprinkles in place, but actually adds flavour.
Whilst I'm on this tirade, I also hate going to a sausage sizzle and seeing that the breads butter.
WHY!?
IT. ADDS. NOTHING!
Stop buttering the fucking bread.

TL;DR I hate butter on bread

 

[Battousai]

Stop buttering the fucking bread.

No.

 

[Arnox]

The butter adds a creamy taste into the mix. Trust me. It makes a difference.

 

[Houseman]

Maybe you're using unsalted butter or bread that isn't meant to be buttered. What the heck is fairy bread? Why are you putting sprinkles on it? What country are you in? Are you confusing bread with cake? This isn't a dessert.


Get salted butter, and a nice, dense, dinner roll. Alternately, toast.

 

[Vendor-Lazarus]

I love salted butter on bread. Like the other said, it makes it creamier. I also only usually add some cheese OR some Liver pâté on it.

If you're going to use jam or marmalade or honey or anything else, more viscous, then yeah sure, I can understand that. Same goes for adding anything with an overpowering taste, like blue cheese or pickles.

 

[Cyberfriend]

What the heck is fairy bread? Why are you putting sprinkles on it? What country are you in? Are you confusing bread with cake? This isn't a dessert.

Apparently is this gay ass thing

 

[Battousai]

Apparently is this gay ass thing
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That just looks like poor man's glitter cake or something of the sort.

 

[Vendor-Lazarus]

Isn't that just called poor kids birthday cake?

 

[Houseman]

Apparently is this gay ass thing
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It looks to be a Australia/New Zealand thing.

Wikipedia says: "the first known reference to this dish as Fairy Bread was in the Hobart Mercury in April 1929. Referring to a party for child inmates of the Consumptive Sanitorium"

It is food for criminals, that explains it.

 

[Battousai]

It is food for criminals, that explains it.

So @gaijinkaiju is an Aussie criminal, duly noted.

 

[Gauche]

Sam would of killed for butter on his lembas bread

I butter toast every now and then, it good

 

[gaijinkaiju]

So @gaijinkaiju is an Aussie criminal, duly noted.

close. I live in the neighbouring shithole, New zealand

 

[Arnox]

close. I live in the neighbouring shithole, New zealand

I mean, there's far worse shitholes to be in.

 

[Drathnoxis]

I use margarine.

 

[Cyberfriend]

I use margarine.

I also use margarine in my bread, but butter is good too.

 

[Houseman]

I also use margarine in my bread, but butter is good too.

What's the difference?

 

[Arnox]

What's the difference?

Supposed to be healthier I think.

 

[Battousai]

Here is you solution

 

[Drathnoxis]

What's the difference?

Margarine spreads cold. Also it's mostly made from vegetable oils.

 

[Gauche]

Fake butter commits the best murders

 

[Cyberfriend]

Fake butter commits the best murders

Her husband was a retard, tbh.