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Baldur's Gate 3 - Genital Wonderland

Which genital would you select?

  • Vulva A

    Votes: 1 25.0%
  • Vulva B

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Vulva C

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Penis A

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Penis B

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Penis C

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Penis D

    Votes: 1 25.0%
  • Penis E

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 1 25.0%
  • None of the above

    Votes: 1 25.0%

  • Total voters
    4

Drathnoxis

Devotee
Messages
231
This selection is pathetic. It's just a choice of how much hair you want. 0/10 Worst game of the year.
 

Gauche

Arch Disciple
Messages
690
The Scaly race just had two options, no hair for them.
You would think to give them fire breathing/acid spraying genitals but they just have human ones.
That sucks as it reeks of compromise to appease to normies and latch them onto romance plots without bedroom complications.
Roleplay or not, all should practice safe genital compatible intercourse - Ork dicks are gonna give Gnomes anal fissures otherwise
 

Battousai

Brother Sharp
Sanctuary legend
Sanctuary contributor
Messages
574
Occupation
Cookmaster supreme
Like I said in the previous post the outrage and bullshit that was said about this is ridiculous, this is just the most average cock and pussy pics you can find on the internet by doing a google images search. Conan Exiles had a real genital customizer, you could make the schlong be long and all that jazz.
 

gaijinkaiju

Lord Inquisitor
Sanctuary legend
Sanctuary contributor
Messages
618
this is less of a genital selection, and more of a pube selection. Though why are there three versions of uncircumcised dicks, while there's only two for circumsised?
I've seen more variety in furry dating sims
 

Drathnoxis

Devotee
Messages
231
this is less of a genital selection, and more of a pube selection. Though why are there three versions of uncircumcised dicks, while there's only two for circumsised?
I've seen more variety in furry dating sims
I don't think I want to know what a 'slit' cock is.
 
Messages
36
LOL I just watched the Yahtzee zero puncutation breakdown of this game and he talked about the romance a lot, I agree with everything he says that it's almost expected of a game at this point and is usually terrible in every way.

If you want to invoke emotion using sex to GAMERS how about something I can relate to like why does it always have to be missionary sex for the purposes of procreation. I think it would be a lot steamier if they did "other stuff" like just show you their boobs or something, it's not as HEADLINE GRABBING and EPIC as just being able to bang your entire party but I think it would give the characters more depth.

Or like you walk in on them masturbating or something
 

Vendor-Lazarus

Arch Disciple
Sanctuary legend
Messages
973
LOL I just watched the Yahtzee zero puncutation breakdown of this game and he talked about the romance a lot, I agree with everything he says that it's almost expected of a game at this point and is usually terrible in every way.

If you want to invoke emotion using sex to GAMERS how about something I can relate to like why does it always have to be missionary sex for the purposes of procreation. I think it would be a lot steamier if they did "other stuff" like just show you their boobs or something, it's not as HEADLINE GRABBING and EPIC as just being able to bang your entire party but I think it would give the characters more depth.

Or like you walk in on them masturbating or something
 
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