Baldur's Gate 3 - Genital Wonderland

[Gauche]

Vulva A​
Vulva B​
Vulva C​
Penis A​
Penis B​
Penis C​
Penis D​
Penis E​

 

[Drathnoxis]

This selection is pathetic. It's just a choice of how much hair you want. 0/10 Worst game of the year.

 

[Gauche]

The Scaly race just had two options, no hair for them.
You would think to give them fire breathing/acid spraying genitals but they just have human ones.
That sucks as it reeks of compromise to appease to normies and latch them onto romance plots without bedroom complications.
Roleplay or not, all should practice safe genital compatible intercourse - Ork dicks are gonna give Gnomes anal fissures otherwise

 

[Battousai]

Like I said in the previous post the outrage and bullshit that was said about this is ridiculous, this is just the most average cock and pussy pics you can find on the internet by doing a google images search. Conan Exiles had a real genital customizer, you could make the schlong be long and all that jazz.

 

[gaijinkaiju]

this is less of a genital selection, and more of a pube selection. Though why are there three versions of uncircumcised dicks, while there's only two for circumsised?
I've seen more variety in furry dating sims

 

[Drathnoxis]

this is less of a genital selection, and more of a pube selection. Though why are there three versions of uncircumcised dicks, while there's only two for circumsised?
I've seen more variety in furry dating sims

I don't think I want to know what a 'slit' cock is.

 

[gaijinkaiju]

I don't think I want to know what a 'slit' cock is.

Its just the female option

 

[Scrawny The Ghost]

LOL I just watched the Yahtzee zero puncutation breakdown of this game and he talked about the romance a lot, I agree with everything he says that it's almost expected of a game at this point and is usually terrible in every way.

If you want to invoke emotion using sex to GAMERS how about something I can relate to like why does it always have to be missionary sex for the purposes of procreation. I think it would be a lot steamier if they did "other stuff" like just show you their boobs or something, it's not as HEADLINE GRABBING and EPIC as just being able to bang your entire party but I think it would give the characters more depth.

Or like you walk in on them masturbating or something

 

[Vendor-Lazarus]

LOL I just watched the Yahtzee zero puncutation breakdown of this game and he talked about the romance a lot, I agree with everything he says that it's almost expected of a game at this point and is usually terrible in every way.

If you want to invoke emotion using sex to GAMERS how about something I can relate to like why does it always have to be missionary sex for the purposes of procreation. I think it would be a lot steamier if they did "other stuff" like just show you their boobs or something, it's not as HEADLINE GRABBING and EPIC as just being able to bang your entire party but I think it would give the characters more depth.

Or like you walk in on them masturbating or something

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