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Lets count! Logical English Version.

Vendor-Lazarus

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I feel the need to contribute with threads, but I'm at a loss for a topic.
A topic that would be interesting.
Instead, here's a mindless one to start with.
So lets count, Sanctuary-ians. Sanctuans. Sanct's?
See how high we can go.

Normal counting would be boring, so lets follow a more grammatically logical course of counting.
Like this:
"One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
tenone tentwo tenthree tenfour tenfive tensix tenseven teneight tennine
twoten twotenone twotentwo twotenthree twotenfour twotenfive twotensix twotenseven twoteneight twotennine"

No one may post two times in a row, aka double posting.

I'll start:

One
 

bluegate

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Vendor-Lazarus said:
Normal counting would be boring, so lets follow a more grammatically logical course of counting.
Like this:
"One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
tenone tentwo tenthree tenfour tenfive tensix tenseven teneight tennine"
That's a normal way of counting in certain languages :p

In any case;

Two
 

Signa

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I'm just going to jump to the end of the number line

one hundred

There is no number higher. Ha! And they said I needed to pass grade school!
 

Vendor-Lazarus

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Well, one can definitely spot the "rebels". So alike, yet also so utterly different.
Could they really be these non-conformists I've heard about? ,)
Die-hard ones.



Aaaanyway. Take it from the top again people.


One
 

Signa

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This game is kinda stupid, to be honest. I'm not really engaged by counting, even if it means being silly with coming up with new names here and there for random numbers. Hell, numbers are very orderly, so the moment you add some randomization to the way you express them, you're just going to have a new way to express them orderly. Call us rebels if you want, but there's no way this game is getting past 100 without something going completely haywire. Everyone is just going to post in other threads and ignore everything ever said in this thread. IS will get unbanned and start shitting it up even further with his dragon porn, Arnox will find some reason to close the thread for being low energy, and I will get bored and eventually leave the site.

AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT LAZARUS!!!!

fuck, the formatting is completely off from the preview. I had this looking perfect, I swear.
 

Vendor-Lazarus

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Three

Signa said:
This game is kinda stupid, to be honest. I'm not really engaged by counting, even if it means being silly with coming up with new names here and there for random numbers. Hell, numbers are very orderly, so the moment you add some randomization to the way you express them, you're just going to have a new way to express them orderly. Call us rebels if you want, but there's no way this game is getting past 100 without something going completely haywire. Everyone is just going to post in other threads and ignore everything ever said in this thread. IS will get unbanned and start shitting it up even further with his dragon porn, Arnox will find some reason to close the thread for being low energy, and I will get bored and eventually leave the site.

AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT LAZARUS!!!!

fuck, the formatting is completely off from the preview. I had this looking perfect, I swear.
Don't hold back now. Tell us how you really feel. ,)

Yeah, I've also noticed that the preview formatting is different from the actual result.

The most difficult part will come after the normal numbers. If we even get that far. ^^
 

Signa

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Vendor-Lazarus said:
Three

Signa said:
This game is kinda stupid, to be honest. I'm not really engaged by counting, even if it means being silly with coming up with new names here and there for random numbers. Hell, numbers are very orderly, so the moment you add some randomization to the way you express them, you're just going to have a new way to express them orderly. Call us rebels if you want, but there's no way this game is getting past 100 without something going completely haywire. Everyone is just going to post in other threads and ignore everything ever said in this thread. IS will get unbanned and start shitting it up even further with his dragon porn, Arnox will find some reason to close the thread for being low energy, and I will get bored and eventually leave the site.

AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT LAZARUS!!!!

fuck, the formatting is completely off from the preview. I had this looking perfect, I swear.
Don't hold back now. Tell us how you really feel. ,)

Yeah, I've also noticed that the preview formatting is different from the actual result.

The most difficult part will come after the normal numbers. If we even get that far. ^^
Well, if you tried to preview my text, you'd see the first word of each line spells out Three. I was playing along the whole time.
 

Vendor-Lazarus

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Signa said:
Well, if you tried to preview my text, you'd see the first word of each line spells out Three. I was playing along the whole time.

Ah, I see. Playing along, while still being a rebel. ,)
Though I can't get it to line up no matter what I do.
In the Reply writing area it spells out "Tnttohl".
In the preview of that reply, it says "Tntir".
In the reply history it spells out "Tnwte".
And the actual forum past says "Thtptt".
...Weird.

Oh, hey! In your quote of my quoting you in the reply history, IT ACTUALLY SAYS Three!
 

Signa

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Yeah, that's why I was so upset about the formatting. There was no way to make a natural sounding rant without unnatural line breaks and still have it say 3
 
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