• For our 10th anniversary on May 9th, 2024, we will be giving out 15 GB of free, off-shore, DMCA-resistant file storage per user, and very possibly, public video hosting! For more details, check a look at our roadmap here.

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Arnox

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Some of you have asked me if we'll be able to do the 15 GB of free file hosting on our 10th anniversary. Uh... Well... You know what's better than file hosting? PARTY HOSTING. Who needs file hosting? LMAO So fucking dumb. Yes, we at Sanctuary have partnered up with our contacts over at the Colombian drug cartel and we're now offering 15 GB worth of party hosting per user!!! How cool is that!?

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Now, I know that some of you are gonna come in here with, "Ohhhh, but I wanted to host my stuff. Wahhhhhh..." But you know what? That's about as lame as freedom of speech. Get real. What kind of place do you people think this is anyway? Head on down to our new party place now and show us your best Fortnite daycare dance! Anyone shone to not be exhibiting enough party spirit will be infracted.

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Signa

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