Random Engrish Signs From the Internet

[Battousai]

The amount of hilarity that ensues out of people doing shitty translations or straight up using a program like Google translate is simply marvelous, I invite you to post here any that you find. Most of the bad translations tend to be some Asian language usually since the context, syntax, word order and everything else is usually so alien from one language to the other. For example:

 

[Drathnoxis]

I'd like to introduce you to Book of Mario, a version of Paper Mario that was ran through Google Translate a bunch of times and then back to English.

 

[Battousai]

Bowser screaming "YES, EUROPEAN UNION! YES!" should be made canonical in the base translation

 

[Arnox]

Not sure if this is photoshopped or not, but:

 

[Ogoid]

Oh yeah, these are always fun...