Introduction

[JamesTaiclet]

Hello, my name is James Taiclet, CEO of Lockheed Martin. You might already know about my company, Lockheed Martin. For those who are unfamiliar, you might know us from our greatest hits in the Defense world such as the Javelin Guided Anti-Tank Grenade, the F-35 LIGHTNING II, or the Precision Strike Missile System (PrSM). Our multi-billion dollar company headquartered in Bethesda Maryland has been a world leader in the defense market, aerospace, and cyber security. Or at least it used to be.

Unfortunately these days we have been bleeding labor like crazy. Young zoomers these days just don't even know how to program these days, none the less work on a large scale Electronic Warfare suite capable of defending the great United States of America. Hell, we don't even manufacture the F35, or even work on the electronics anymore. Now many people have stated that we have been bleeding talent due to our inability to pay competitive wages. This is absolute nonsense. There is clearly a concerted effort against Lockheed Martin from its many competitors (specifically Raytheon) to keep us down. Fortunately as the Chief Executive Officer of Lockheed Martin, I have been taking dramatic measures to keep our company profitable.

As Chief Executive Officer of Lockheed Martin, I've been doing what I learned to do nearly 30 years ago in the US Air Force: sucking dick. With stock prices low, and no promising products in sight, sucking dick has been a core corporate strategy of Lockheed Martin since my induction nearly three years ago. I have joined the Sanctuary forum to gather advice on the advanced art of cocksucking, and am on a quest to master the trade. Hopefully by the year 2030 Lockheed Martin will be converted into what my predecessor, Marillyn Hewson, once referred to as a "Boipussy Harem."

Anyways, it is great to meet you all. Have a wonderful evening and god bless.

 

[Arnox]

You got fired from/fucked by Lockheed, didn't you.



By the way, outside of the Body Art sub-forum, I'm afraid we don't have much experience in sucking dick. Try Twitter, TikTok, or Reddit. They're all on a dick-sucking world record right now and will be able to advise you on the art of such.

 

[Drathnoxis]

Welcome to the forums Mr. Taiclet, what makes you better than Hitler?

 

[JamesTaiclet]

You got fired from/fucked by Lockheed, didn't you.



By the way, outside of the Body Art sub-forum, I'm afraid we don't have much experience in sucking dick. Try Twitter, TikTok, or Reddit. They're all on a dick-sucking world record right now and will be able to advise you on the art of such.

I was assured by ex-CIA member Andrew Bustamante (code name: Bustin') that this would be the perfect forum for such a discussion. After having read his book "Sex & Spies" which I have used extensively to harness my dick-sucking ability, I trust his wisdom in guiding me to this site is fully sound.

Welcome to the forums Mr. Taiclet, what makes you better than Hitler?

There is absolutely no comparison! Hitler was a master of homosexual BDSM, as many holocaust survivors can easily tell you (example image from survivor below). I hope to one day reach his strength and power.

 

[Drathnoxis]

I was assured by ex-CIA member Andrew Bustamante (code name: Bustin') that this would be the perfect forum for such a discussion. After having read his book "Sex & Spies" which I have used extensively to harness my dick-sucking ability, I trust his wisdom in guiding me to this site is fully sound.

Oh, you're definitely in the right place. Some people are just in denial.

 

[Arnox]

I was assured by ex-CIA member Andrew Bustamante (code name: Bustin')

I literally lol'd.