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The Santa Claus Massacre
Aria was once a peaceful and happy nation of loving people and nothing but great politics, but then... The dread engineer from the frozen north showed up... SANTA CLAUS. Armed with a Turbo Tank, Santa Claus wasn't going to take 'no' for an answer this time. His veritable army of gnomes came with him, attacking and plundering the peaceful nation for peppermint candies and oddly shaped sugar cookies. Would your party be victorious against the plump tank and toy janitor, or would your names be scratched off the naughty list... For good?
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Players will choose a name and one of six factions. In keeping with the loving Christmas spirit, you may not shoot each other in the back. During combat, if you reach 0 HP, you are now Downed. You can't do anything except lay on the ground and speak. Any other player can bring you back out of the Downed state with 4 HP, but it will take 2 solid turns. On the 3rd turn, your character will be revived. If combat ends and there is no one willing to revive you, your character will die permanently. Santa Claus takes his turn first.
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Combat Stats:
Everyone will start with 20 HP. Every faction member has 2 passive combat abilities and 4 active combat abilities. During a turn in combat, the player will choose from 4 of their active combat abilities to use.
The Candy Cane Gobbler
Candy Cane Gobbler - Passive: Big Boy
The gobbler takes half-damage from all attacks.
Candy Cane Gobbler - Passive: Oh Lawdy, He Comin'
The gobbler can walk through houses. No, I mean THROUGH houses, including walls.
Candy Cane Gobbler - Active: Throw Fruit Cake
The fruit cake does 10 damage and stuns anyone it hits.
Candy Cane Gobbler - Active: Sleep
The gobbler takes a nap right where he is, regaining 10 points of HP but can't make a move for two turns which includes the turn the nap was first taken.
Candy Cane Gobbler - Active: Eat Turkey
Eats a whole turkey, taking up one turn. Prepares the Burp active.
Candy Cane Gobbler - Active: Burp
All enemies take 4 damage.
The Karen
Karen - Passive: Bad Fashion Taste
Enemies attacking a Karen must roll a 2 with a d2 or be stunned by the Karen's horrible taste.
Karen - Passive: Starbucks
Karen regenerates 2 HP per turn with her Starbucks coffee.
Karen - Active: Talk to Manager
Karen gets on her smartphone and calls a specific enemy's manager. After one turn, the enemy is fired and has to go home. Santa Claus is immune to Talk to Manager.
Karen - Active: Soccer Mom Attack
Karen summons her 2 gremlins to attack the enemy for 5 damage. When not attacking, they go back into the soccer mom van parked nearby.
Karen - Active: "Excuse Me?"
The enemy is automatically stunned by the accusation for two turns and wonders what they did wrong.
Karen - Active: PTA Meeting
The Karen holds a PTA meeting and bans a certain enemy attack for two turns.
The Token Black Man
Token Black Man - Passive: Athleticism
The token black man moves 2x faster than anyone else.
Token Black Man - Passive: Cocaine
The token black man does double damage when he attacks for one turn. Regenerates every three turns.
Token Black Man - Active: "That's Racist."
The token black man reverts all damage done to him for that turn.
Token Black Man - Active: Peaceful Protest
The token black man tosses a molotov cocktail, doing 5 damage to everyone in the small blast radius.
Token Black Man - Active: Goods Liberation
The token black man liberates valuables from an enemy, gaining 5 HP and stunning the enemy as they look for their valuables. Can only be used once per enemy.
Token Black Man - Active: Mix Tape
The token black man puts their mix tape into a boombox and blares out their music. All enemies must roll a 2 with a d2 or be stunned.
The Conservative Justice Warrior
Conservative Justice Warrior - Passive: Muh Freedom
The conservative justice warrior cannot be stunned.
Conservative Justice Warrior - Passive: Make Aria Great Again
The conservative justice warrior gets to use two actives per turn due to funding from the 1%.
Conservative Justice Warrior - Active: Build a Wall
The conservative justice warrior summons up a wall out of nowhere. Enemies have to spend a turn walking around it to attack.
Conservative Justice Warrior - Active: Report to Immigration Services
If the conservative justice warrior rolls a 2 with a d2, the enemy is deported by Immigration Services. Cannot be used on the same enemy more than once. Santa Claus is immune.
Conservative Justice Warrior - Active: "Global Warming is a Myth!"
Summons a random hurricane. Enemies must go into houses or be blown away. The turbo tank is too heavy to be blown away.
Conservative Justice Warrior - Active: Establish """Free""" Market
All enemies must use the same pathetic attack that deals only 2 damage for one turn.
The Social Justice Warrior
Social Justice Warrior - Passive: Wind Powered
Does double damage when a hurricane is present.
Social Justice Warrior - Passive: High Reddit Karma
This passive doesn't do anything.
Social Justice Warrior - Active: Switch Gender
Any enemies attacking next turn must roll a 2 with a d2 or miss the social justice warrior.
Social Justice Warrior - Active: TikTok Dance
The social justice warrior does a TikTok dance and the chosen enemy takes 10 damage from the awkwardness of it.
Social Justice Warrior - Active: Cancel
The social justice warrior sends a tweet and gets their massive amount of five followers to cancel an enemy. The enemy can't attack for three turns.
Social Justice Warrior - Active: Body Positivity
The social justice warrior cheers on any candy cane gobblers and tells them how healthy and normal they are. The candy cane gobblers now do 3x damage.
The E-Girl
E-Girl - Passive: Tinder Profile
All attacking enemies must roll a 4 with a d4 or the enemy cannot attack the e-girl.
E-Girl - Passive: Not Like Other Girls
Pick a passive from any other faction before starting the game. It must be exactly like that passive.
E-Girl - Active: OnlyFans Post
All enemies must now pay 2 HP before they can attack again.
E-Girl - Active: Simp Army
The e-girl summons her simp army to attack an enemy. The enemy takes 10 damage.
E-Girl - Active: Twitch Stream
The e-girl starts a twitch stream for that turn. The Simp Army active now does 15 damage next turn.
E-Girl - Active: Hot Tub Stream
All factions now do 5 extra damage next turn.
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This is just a fun forum side-game. No prizes for winning. Or is there... ? The game will start on the 26th of December after Christmas Day.
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