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<p>[QUOTE="JamesTaiclet, post: 13996, member: 278"]</p><p>Hello,</p><p></p><p>I will be personally ordering the removal of the Chrome web browser as well as other Chromium based browsers such as Brave and Microsoft™ Edge™ effective immediately. Such removals of common browsers should not be a huge issue. Unknown to many, Lockheed Martin's official browser is (and will always continue to be) Internet Explorer. Internet Explorer, produced by the Microsoft™ Corporation (one of our top sector partners), is the best browser known to human kind and can support stunning features such as <em>Active X™</em> content, riveting add on's such as <em>LuckyTabSave</em>, feature rich systems including <em>Altavista toolbar</em>®, and amazing customizable shells such as <em>AOL Explorer<em>™</em></em>.</p><p></p><p>While not officially supported, Mozilla™ Firefox will continue to be available for download through the Lockheed Martin approved software list. While I will never be able to convince many others of the superiority of Internet Explorer, Mozilla™ Firefox is a popular web browser amongst our LGBTQAP+ workforce at the company. Many employees tell me that they enjoy the web browser specifically due to its slow speed and insufficient rendering engine, often commenting that it makes them feel as though "[They are] taking it in the ass ... while browsing the internet. ... I love taking it [in the ass]." Out of respect for their homosexual desires, Firefox will remain allowed on internal company networks. This rule change excludes classified areas where clients have exclusive control over user web browsers.</p><p></p><p>Yours Truly,</p><p>James Taiclet</p><p>[/QUOTE]</p>
[QUOTE="JamesTaiclet, post: 13996, member: 278"] Hello, I will be personally ordering the removal of the Chrome web browser as well as other Chromium based browsers such as Brave and Microsoft™ Edge™ effective immediately. Such removals of common browsers should not be a huge issue. Unknown to many, Lockheed Martin's official browser is (and will always continue to be) Internet Explorer. Internet Explorer, produced by the Microsoft™ Corporation (one of our top sector partners), is the best browser known to human kind and can support stunning features such as [I]Active X™[/I] content, riveting add on's such as [I]LuckyTabSave[/I], feature rich systems including [I]Altavista toolbar[/I]®, and amazing customizable shells such as [I]AOL Explorer[I]™[/I][/I]. While not officially supported, Mozilla™ Firefox will continue to be available for download through the Lockheed Martin approved software list. While I will never be able to convince many others of the superiority of Internet Explorer, Mozilla™ Firefox is a popular web browser amongst our LGBTQAP+ workforce at the company. Many employees tell me that they enjoy the web browser specifically due to its slow speed and insufficient rendering engine, often commenting that it makes them feel as though "[They are] taking it in the ass ... while browsing the internet. ... I love taking it [in the ass]." Out of respect for their homosexual desires, Firefox will remain allowed on internal company networks. This rule change excludes classified areas where clients have exclusive control over user web browsers. Yours Truly, James Taiclet [/QUOTE]
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