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<p>[QUOTE="Myoxo, post: 13729, member: 271"]</p><p>If you lie on your resume, and your employer is unable to catch it, then you should *really* look for a new one. That level of lassitude is simply unacceptable. As such, it could be a good litmus test, but then again, if your employer passes the test, then you do not.</p><p></p><p>However, why lie when you can bullshit? For example, you did not spend two years in your mother's basement playing video games, you successfully engaged in an immersive, strategic digital entertainment experience, leveraging interactive media technologies and navigating complex virtual environments, for a duration of two highly productive years, enhancing cognitive agility, problem-solving prowess, and fostering synergistic teamwork dynamics. Neither did you serve a prison sentence, you engaged in an intensive, institutionally structured personal growth program, characterized by an immersive environment fostering self-reflection, resilience-building, and conflict resolution skills development, for an extended period of time, resulting in enhanced introspective insights, adaptability, and a newfound appreciation for societal norms. And you sure as hell were never a destitute drug addict living under a bridge, you experienced an unconventional, minimalist lifestyle that embraced an urban dwelling arrangement, characterized by a unique exploration of self-sustenance strategies and alternative means of resource allocation, fostering a profound appreciation for the dynamics of urban resilience and unconventional survival methodologies.</p><p>[/QUOTE]</p>
[QUOTE="Myoxo, post: 13729, member: 271"] If you lie on your resume, and your employer is unable to catch it, then you should *really* look for a new one. That level of lassitude is simply unacceptable. As such, it could be a good litmus test, but then again, if your employer passes the test, then you do not. However, why lie when you can bullshit? For example, you did not spend two years in your mother's basement playing video games, you successfully engaged in an immersive, strategic digital entertainment experience, leveraging interactive media technologies and navigating complex virtual environments, for a duration of two highly productive years, enhancing cognitive agility, problem-solving prowess, and fostering synergistic teamwork dynamics. Neither did you serve a prison sentence, you engaged in an intensive, institutionally structured personal growth program, characterized by an immersive environment fostering self-reflection, resilience-building, and conflict resolution skills development, for an extended period of time, resulting in enhanced introspective insights, adaptability, and a newfound appreciation for societal norms. And you sure as hell were never a destitute drug addict living under a bridge, you experienced an unconventional, minimalist lifestyle that embraced an urban dwelling arrangement, characterized by a unique exploration of self-sustenance strategies and alternative means of resource allocation, fostering a profound appreciation for the dynamics of urban resilience and unconventional survival methodologies. [/QUOTE]
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