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<p>[QUOTE="infinityshock, post: 3830, member: 31"]</p><p>i was working under a car that was about two feet up off the ground, on the side of a street one time and three jehobas chicks try to strike up a conversation. the first thing the 'lead' chick said was something like 'oh my, you look so busy...is there anything i can do to help?'...while wearing a knee-length dress which if i had shifted my view a few inches would have revealed all.</p><p></p><p>my mood at the time was less than stellar due to the problem being a stripped adjuster for tightening a drive-belt which was stripped by a retard who allegedly was a mechanic and who worked at a car dealership. tightening a drive belt isnt the easiest thing to do when the adjuster wont adjust. </p><p></p><p>i scuttled out...going over several different scenarios in my head over how i was going to verbally fuck with these jehobas retards then saw that they were all attractive chicks wearing their sunday finest which conveniently accented the curves and bulges in all the ideal spots. to make a long story short...after several minutes of her proselytizing and me repeatedly saying i have zero interest in anything religious related, i told her the only reason id go to church was to pick up chicks. </p><p></p><p>she smiled and said there were many single women that went to their jehobas cult meetings.</p><p></p><p>the other experience ive had is my ex was a former jehoba and her mother was a practicing jehoba. whenever we were at her house she had an old B&W 1970s television that only showed old TV shows, like 'i love lucy' and shit. one time she was at someones house for a cookout and something was on TV...i cant remember what exactly...but she went off on some crazed tirade about how the show was evil and everyone it is was demons...and we're all going to hell for watching it.</p><p></p><p>jehobas witnesses are nutjobs and its the literal definition of a cult. theres a reason why the russians banned/arrested them all.</p><p>[/QUOTE]</p>
[QUOTE="infinityshock, post: 3830, member: 31"] i was working under a car that was about two feet up off the ground, on the side of a street one time and three jehobas chicks try to strike up a conversation. the first thing the 'lead' chick said was something like 'oh my, you look so busy...is there anything i can do to help?'...while wearing a knee-length dress which if i had shifted my view a few inches would have revealed all. my mood at the time was less than stellar due to the problem being a stripped adjuster for tightening a drive-belt which was stripped by a retard who allegedly was a mechanic and who worked at a car dealership. tightening a drive belt isnt the easiest thing to do when the adjuster wont adjust. i scuttled out...going over several different scenarios in my head over how i was going to verbally fuck with these jehobas retards then saw that they were all attractive chicks wearing their sunday finest which conveniently accented the curves and bulges in all the ideal spots. to make a long story short...after several minutes of her proselytizing and me repeatedly saying i have zero interest in anything religious related, i told her the only reason id go to church was to pick up chicks. she smiled and said there were many single women that went to their jehobas cult meetings. the other experience ive had is my ex was a former jehoba and her mother was a practicing jehoba. whenever we were at her house she had an old B&W 1970s television that only showed old TV shows, like 'i love lucy' and shit. one time she was at someones house for a cookout and something was on TV...i cant remember what exactly...but she went off on some crazed tirade about how the show was evil and everyone it is was demons...and we're all going to hell for watching it. jehobas witnesses are nutjobs and its the literal definition of a cult. theres a reason why the russians banned/arrested them all. [/QUOTE]
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