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Your mom is drowning in a whirlpool. What do you do?

Signa

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Your mom and a sandwich she made for you is drowning in a whirlpool. You are reaaaly hungry, what do you do?
 

Monoochrom

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Vendor-Lazarus said:
I can always eat the mom right? more calories even.
You'd have to consider the calories you've burnt swimming to and consuming a Mom whilst in a Whirlpool. Personally, I'd just go to Burger King if I were that hungry.
 

Signa

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Plot twist: All your answers are now re-contextualized with this.

This is the whirlpool your mom and sandwich are in!
 

Monoochrom

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Signa said:
Plot twist: All your answers are now re-contextualized with this.

This is the whirlpool your mom and sandwich are in!
Well, now I'm REALLY sure that Arnox will be facing indigestion. xD
 
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