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When Was The Last Time You Sucked a Dick

infinityshock

Disciple
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ive been reading through some threads and its abundantly clear that the significant majority of the posters here have rampantly homosexual sexual leanings and cravings for cocks to be crammed into their various holes.

that being the case...everyone post about the origins of their fagsex lifestyle choices...whether it be the times their priest diddled their dingys after choir practice those times...or uncle benny with his lazy eye sticking things into places things have never been stuck before when he was baby sitting...or when the bigger kids wanted to play 'you show me yours ill show you mine' except it wasnt so much 'showing' as it was 'getting it stuck in too deep'...or the first time the adoptive fag daddies unexpectedly came home early from their fagbar hopping and caught you balls-deep in the family poodle with peanut butter and poodle bodily fluids splattered all over the walls and ceiling...or how the older girl siblings would use you as their life-sized barbie doll when they wanted to practice their dress-up and facial techniques, complete with frilly panties and a used tampon crammed all up in the boy-gyna...or last week when puberty first started rearing its ugly head and there wasnt a single female that would show any interest other than to offer ridicule and scorn so the only viable sex partner was some sort of petting zoo livestock or the neighbors cat. or...in the case of arnie...all of the above.

for bonus points, post how much you cried, screamed, whimpered, sucked it up like a good little fag-in-training, or moaned in ecstacy, the first time a cock was jammed into your virgin faghole.

for more bonus points post selfies while playing dress-up as 'buffalo bill' and mouthing the words 'would you fuck me? id fuck me. id fuck me hard.'

this is the place where all you cock jockeys can either come out of the closet or advertise how badly you want your orifices to be plundered by a massive cock.

ill get it started: ive never had any homo-fag interactions of any measurable quantity of any sort, at all, ever. not even a little bit. and faggotry is a mental disease that should be treated with high dosages of anti-psychotic medications or permanent legal designation as a sex deviant and permanent incarceration with the rest of the abominations.
 

Arnox

Master
Staff member
Founder
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I take it your parents dropped you a couple of times when you were a baby?
OK, I've been kind of hammering IS pretty damn hard for derailing threads. And I understand this isn't exactly a quality thread either, but if I didn't say anything here, it wouldn't be fair, so I have to be an asshole and say that I have to infract you if you derail again.

Keep in mind, insulting people, I don't give a shit about. It's when someone posts something that goes completely against the conversation flow.
 

bluegate

Disciple
Sanctuary legend
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292
OK, I've been kind of hammering IS pretty damn hard for derailing threads. And I understand this isn't exactly a quality thread either, but if I didn't say anything here, it wouldn't be fair, so I have to be an asshole and say that I have to infract you if you derail again.

Keep in mind, insulting people, I don't give a shit about. It's when someone posts something that goes completely against the conversation flow.
No biggie :)
 

infinityshock

Disciple
Messages
331
all ya'll posting off topic posts need to get back on topic and start posting about their insatiable appetites for cock.

arnie, you flaming fag, you should know better than to post off topic shit...and more importantly you don't get to pick what the definition of quality is considering you've made it painfully obvious you have no clue.

this thread is the highest quality thread on this site...and I'm not counting the shit you plagiarize and think it's some sort of grandiose contribution to the betterment of knowledge and enlightenment of the overall internetzes.

now stfu and post selfies of yourself dressed in drag.
 

infinityshock

Disciple
Messages
331
I take it your parents dropped you a couple of times when you were a baby?
there have been zero contributing scientific studies on head trauma being the cause of faggotry however it is an absolute certainty that faggotry is a neurological disorder. there are many studies that attribute neurological disorders to head trauma...such as repeated slamming of the head into a solid wall while someone is roughly ramming it balls-deep into your rectal chasm...which may explain your severe brain damaged resultant nigger cock fetish.
 
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