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What Have You Killed Today?

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#1
its not even time for brunch and ive sent allah the company of a squirrel, an opossum, a rat, and two woodpeckers.

the rat made me work for his martyrdom. i had to chase that bastard across my yard and down my driveway then when i smashed the fucker under my shoe with my full body weight it kept squealing and writhing around so i literally had to do a pirouette on the evil vermin. one of its eyeballs popped out like a chihuaha getting hood-ornamented by a high speed dump truck.

im not sure if im going to bleach that shoe or just toss it into the trash. rat guts arent yet a trendy fashion statement.

one of the woodpeckers took an unusual path to meet its maker. it was up about 60 feet or so in a fairly large tree when it consumed a tasty morsel of a high speed dosage of its daily USRDA requirement for lead. after the cloud of feathers cleared it twitched in birdie-orgasm for a few seconds then just sat there on the branch. i watched it for about five minute while it just sat there like nothing happened then a gust of wind blew it out of the tree, finally making an uncontrolled flight until contact with terrain to a satisfying 'thunk.' this fucker was most deserved in its new career choice as a lawn dart after it chased off two bluejays enjoying their breakfast out of my bird feeder.
 
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#2
what fucking retard moved this thread to the wrong sub-forum

it was in 'spurrious abnormalities' because that is the proper sub-forum for the topic. there is absolutely no relation to what i posted to anything listed in the sub-forum description

if it were to be retard-moved the only other appropriate subforum would be in the 'nature' sub forum.

only a retard considers 'carnality' to entail 'Money, scams, sex, drugs, weapons, violence, and other carnal subjects' to be in any way related. this is what happens when someone is raised by niggers...they suffer from such deluded beliefs systems.
 

Arnox

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what fucking retard moved this thread to the wrong sub-forum

it was in 'spurrious abnormalities' because that is the proper sub-forum for the topic. there is absolutely no relation to what i posted to anything listed in the sub-forum description

if it were to be retard-moved the only other appropriate subforum would be in the 'nature' sub forum.

only a retard considers 'carnality' to entail 'Money, scams, sex, drugs, weapons, violence, and other carnal subjects' to be in any way related. this is what happens when someone is raised by niggers...they suffer from such deluded beliefs systems.
You gonna fucking cry about it?
 
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#5
You would be welcome down here. No shortage of rats, pigs, cockroaches and snakes for you to kill.

Albeit, we don't have to kill, we only have to slow them down enough for the next faster predator to catch up to them.
 
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#6
You would be welcome down here. No shortage of rats, pigs, cockroaches and snakes for you to kill.

Albeit, we don't have to kill, we only have to slow them down enough for the next faster predator to catch up to them.
where I live the season for rats just started. they come out of the 'wild' to get better food sources and to escape the predators that used up the easier prey.

pigs aren't an issue locally the way they used to be...they are literally open-season all year, no bag limit. the FWC doesn't even bother people who just shoot them and leave the carcass to rot, even tho that is very very rare since the hunters sell the ones they don't eat.

where I live the roaches are big enough to saddle up and fly around on. same with the snakes.
 

Kaleion

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#7
I was going to step on a roach but I decided to poison it instead because I find that a bit less gross.
 

Kaleion

Just keep in mind that I will remember that.
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#11
it's not as satisfying as crushing them into unrecognizable roach yoghurt.
Eh, whatever floats your boat, but that's harder to clean up, plus my shoes didn't need to be cleaned from Roach goo, which is pretty gross, I don't like bugs BTW.