The Corrupt-A-Wish Thread

[Arnox]

If we're really gonna do this, how about this one.

Make a wish. Person below you grants it but finds some way to make it undesirable.

I'll start. I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

 

[Signa]

I̧̖̳̟͙̭͇͓'͓̟̣̝l̴ĺ̯͉͈̖ ͏͔͉̠s̜̙̰̗̘͢t̡͔͔̙̼̰a̰͟r͏̘̮t̳.̭͉̝͈͜ ̼̤̝̯̳I̬̥͓̬ͅ ̝̞͇̥̝̖̀ͅw̩͕͓̗̫̠̰i͚͍̦̯͍s̯͠h̫͖͚̺̱ ̲̳͓̳͚ͅf̺͙̤̺͓̪̥͢ó͖̻̹̖̭r̵̟̜̩ ͇̩̬̺̪t̺h͉̺͖̬͢ͅi̢̠̪̹̝̦s̟͎̗ ̘̦͚̳̳̝w͔̠̥͜i̭̯̲̰͢sh҉̙ ̢̗̻ṭ̷̖̟̻̣͔o͉̯͢ ҉͖̳͈̟̯̱͔b͏̗̣̠͙̭e͎̗̺̻̲ c̴̳o͔͇rr͖͞u̵p͕̺̜̞̻t̜͔̼̭̟e̞̰͔͞d̯̟̺͕͕̭̝͠.͕̲̲͔̺͢

I wish IS would get unbanned

 

[Arnox]

I̧̖̳̟͙̭͇͓'͓̟̣̝l̴ĺ̯͉͈̖ ͏͔͉̠s̜̙̰̗̘͢t̡͔͔̙̼̰a̰͟r͏̘̮t̳.̭͉̝͈͜ ̼̤̝̯̳I̬̥͓̬ͅ ̝̞͇̥̝̖̀ͅw̩͕͓̗̫̠̰i͚͍̦̯͍s̯͠h̫͖͚̺̱ ̲̳͓̳͚ͅf̺͙̤̺͓̪̥͢ó͖̻̹̖̭r̵̟̜̩ ͇̩̬̺̪t̺h͉̺͖̬͢ͅi̢̠̪̹̝̦s̟͎̗ ̘̦͚̳̳̝w͔̠̥͜i̭̯̲̰͢sh҉̙ ̢̗̻ṭ̷̖̟̻̣͔o͉̯͢ ҉͖̳͈̟̯̱͔b͏̗̣̠͙̭e͎̗̺̻̲ c̴̳o͔͇rr͖͞u̵p͕̺̜̞̻t̜͔̼̭̟e̞̰͔͞d̯̟̺͕͕̭̝͠.͕̲̲͔̺͢

I wish IS would get unbanned

Granted, but IS gets unbanned.

I wish Unreal Tournament '99 was incredibly popular again.

 

[Monoochrom]

I wish IS would get unbanned

Granted, but IS gets unbanned.

I wish Unreal Tournament '99 was incredibly popular again.

Granted, but you've lost all your senses.

I wish Kingdom Hearts 3 were coming to Switch.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Granted, but IS gets unbanned.

I wish Unreal Tournament '99 was incredibly popular again.

Granted, but you've lost all your senses.

I wish Kingdom Hearts 3 were coming to Switch.

Granted, but they remove every Disney character due to copyright reasons.

I wish for Yoshi!
(If you get this reference, you get a point)

 

[Signa]

Granted, but you've lost all your senses.

I wish Kingdom Hearts 3 were coming to Switch.

Granted, but they remove every Disney character due to copyright reasons.

I wish for Yoshi!
(If you get this reference, you get a point)

Yoshi gets a bonus wish thanks to you benevolence.

I wish we had more active members here

 

[Arnox]

I wish we had more active members here

Granted. We get the /b/ userbase.

I wish I had incredibly strong telekinetic powers.

Granted, but you've lost all your senses.

I take it you didn't like UT99?

 

[Signa]

I wish we had more active members here

Granted. We get the /b/ userbase.

I wish I had incredibly strong telekinetic powers.

Granted, but you've lost all your senses.

I take it you didn't like UT99?

Granted, now anything weighing less than 100 lbs is shot like a bullet towards it's destination.

I wish I had more wishes. I'm out of new ideas

 

[gaijinkaiju]

Granted. We get the /b/ userbase.

I wish I had incredibly strong telekinetic powers.

Granted, now anything weighing less than 100 lbs is shot like a bullet towards it's destination.

I wish I had more wishes. I'm out of new ideas

Granted, but you can only wish for bad/negative things

I wish we lived in a cyberpunk world

 

[Arnox]

Granted, but you can only wish for bad/negative things

I wish we lived in a cyberpunk world

Granted, but you're a replicant nobody cares about.

I wish EA went under.

 

[Signa]

Granted, but you can only wish for bad/negative things

I wish we lived in a cyberpunk world

Granted, but you're a replicant nobody cares about.

I wish EA went under.

EA moves to Australia.

I wish the computers would take charge.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

I wish the computers would take charge.

The Commodore VIC-20 is the computer that takes over.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises.

 

[Vendor-Lazarus]

I wish the computers would take charge.

The Commodore VIC-20 is the computer that takes over.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises.

You got a Turkey Sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard...and primost.

I wish for more decisiveness (So I can decide what to wish for).

 

[Arnox]

The Commodore VIC-20 is the computer that takes over.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises.

You got a Turkey Sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard...and primost.

I wish for more decisiveness (So I can decide what to wish for).

Granted, you're now impulsive.

I wish summers weren't 90+ degrees or above anymore.

 

[juicebox]

You got a Turkey Sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard...and primost.

I wish for more decisiveness (So I can decide what to wish for).

Granted, you're now impulsive.

I wish summers weren't 90+ degrees or above anymore.

Granted, but now it never gets above 40.

I wish I had Russell Allen's singing voice.

Spoiler

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