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I want to start by borrowing a quote from Gamespot's famous little review of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
Just how bad is Son of the Mask? It's as bad as your mind will allow you to comprehend.
This movie is so bad, it even catches the fantastic original movie from 1994 in its the blast radius a bit. It's so bad that sometimes, one becomes stunned with horror as they watch this travesty of humankind steadily play out and disgrace their screen. It's like they rolled up every terrible idea on how to do a sequel to the 1994 original and decided for the lulz to stuff it all into this grand monument of Hollywood's failure. They disrespected the source material, hit the movie with bad acting, littered it with plot holes, put in as much cringe shit as fucking possible, and then sprinkled all of that with a helping of a boring-as-fuck side-plot and characters. But then, this movie has so much cringe in it at times that the banal scenes seem like a welcome reprieve from the eye-raping madness.
So here's the big question though. Is this movie so utterly bad that it loops in on itself in a universe-shattering paradox and becomes a movie one might actually want to watch?
No. Odin just took a giant shit on us in 2005. And now you can watch him evacuate his holy bowels on DVD! Buy now, beat the rush.
Just how bad is Son of the Mask? It's as bad as your mind will allow you to comprehend.
This movie is so bad, it even catches the fantastic original movie from 1994 in its the blast radius a bit. It's so bad that sometimes, one becomes stunned with horror as they watch this travesty of humankind steadily play out and disgrace their screen. It's like they rolled up every terrible idea on how to do a sequel to the 1994 original and decided for the lulz to stuff it all into this grand monument of Hollywood's failure. They disrespected the source material, hit the movie with bad acting, littered it with plot holes, put in as much cringe shit as fucking possible, and then sprinkled all of that with a helping of a boring-as-fuck side-plot and characters. But then, this movie has so much cringe in it at times that the banal scenes seem like a welcome reprieve from the eye-raping madness.
So here's the big question though. Is this movie so utterly bad that it loops in on itself in a universe-shattering paradox and becomes a movie one might actually want to watch?
No. Odin just took a giant shit on us in 2005. And now you can watch him evacuate his holy bowels on DVD! Buy now, beat the rush.
