Object of desire

[SwissedToast]

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[infinityshock]

arnie...this here is what you call fine quality posting content.

lap it up, butterball.

 

[Arnox]

What exactly does "Michael" want here? By the way, minimum benefit amount for Social Security Disability is ~$750. How is he only getting $500? How is he living in NY with only $500?

Also, are you selling stuff on Sanctuary? Advertising your goods or services without prior approval is one of the seven deadly sins here.

 

[Houseman]

Seeing how terrible people make their own lives makes me thankful for my religion, which keeps me in a loving community and gives me guidance and encouragement to avoid making the bad choices that would otherwise lead me to become like Michael.

 

[bluegate]

Tell Michael to borrow a gun from a friend and put one right between his pretty little eyes, his life'll turn out better afterwards, I swear!

I think it's safe to assume that this is some bot or another?

 

[SwissedToast]

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[andersonnnunes]

https://8ch.net/suicide/

 

[infinityshock]

Just got in touch with Michael. He was all fucked up last night on shoplifted DXM and will be for the next few days. Sorry if Michael broke any rules, the link you gave him on his introduction doesn't work anymore because of host migration, he said. As for the SSD it's literally $500/mo direct deposit to his checking account. He may be getting less because of his living situation (no rent, dad's cooking, etc). Either way big brother and and big pharmacy have been raping him in the asshole for years.

Michael wants a gun and his right to die.

He has ideas on how to get it to him. Michael can reassemble it himself but doesn't have access to live rounds. 45 ACP is ideal over 9mm. 10 round mag is ideal over revolver. His ideas include out-of-state offline meet up and covertly mailing pieces or the whole in a cereal box filled with copper plates/wire and other scrap metal to avoid detection. Using a false return address and mailbox dropoffs will help ensure nothing happens to the sender. Michael is home alone all day everyday now. He will get to the package(s) long before his dad comes home at 8pm.

Michael will gladly offer anything he has of value in return. Once trust is established.
He can also offer the power of attention. He would love to go out with a bang, whatever societal or political campaign you want him to draw the media's spotlight onto is fine with him. Michael has always been an attention whore and revels in negative attention.

tell michael the trendy way to go out in style...and with a bang, literally...is something out of the mr. hands playbook.

(IRL bestiality has been removed by Arnox.)

 

[Kaleion]

This is just weird, he doesn't seem like a nice person but the post doesn't seem exactly real either.

This makes no sense though why aren't you holding on to his stuff if he's your good friend?

I mean you mention he's in NY which I don't think many of us are, I don't even live in that country, but I'm just saying this seems extremely suspicious.

 

[Taesahnim]

So a good friend of mine who goes by Michael has been talking to me a lot recently about his situation. Michael beats his underage girlfriend, is a drug addict, and has been interested in one-person firearms sports for years. He's tried to od a few times too, with barbiturates, muscle relaxers (which he's selling), and most recently 100 grams of acetaminophen.

I can't decide if this is just a troll or if it's for real. If it's a troll, then bite me.

But if it's not....I have to ask: why are you having anything to do with this loser? You need to get a whole lot of gone between you and him.
And if he's serious about suicide, he doesn't need a gun. Just tell him to eat all that shit he has stockpiled and wash it down with a couple of shots of rotgut whiskey. Or go jump off a building.

 

[Signa]

I missed this thread when it started. I really hope this was a bot/troll. It's like a sob story to help the needy, but the needy wants to suicide? How are we incentivized to help?!

 

[andersonnnunes]

How are we incentivized to help?!

Deep down you know you want to shout: Jump! Jump! Jump!

 

[RiseOfTheWhiteWolf]

I missed this thread when it started. I really hope this was a bot/troll. It's like a sob story to help the needy, but the needy wants to suicide? How are we incentivized to help?!

Its probably neither but a con looking to sell you bad meds.