• For our 10th anniversary on May 9th, 2024, we will be giving out 15 GB of free, off-shore, DMCA-resistant file storage per user, and very possibly, public video hosting! For more details, check a look at our roadmap here.

    Welcome to the edge of the civilized internet! All our official content can be found here. If you have any questions, try our FAQ here or see our video on why this site exists at all!

LAN PARTY WEEK!

Signa

Libertarian Contrarian
Sanctuary legend
Messages
764
Every 6 months, my friend hosts a week long LAN party! I'm at it now. Any game suggestions I should float forward to the other guests?
 

Guilion

♪El mariachi fennec quiere bailar♪
Messages
57
Signa said:
Every 6 months, my friend hosts a week long LAN party! I'm at it now. Any game suggestions I should float forward to the other guests?
Any source game that's barely played these days.
Garry's mod (Death race), Half life 2 Deathmatch, TF2...

And Painkiller, can't go bad with Painkiller multiplayer.
 

Arnox

Master
Staff member
Founder
Messages
5,288
Ignore all the plebs here and play Unreal Tournament. If 2004, kit it out with mods. Preferably Ballistic Weapons.

For crazy ass co-op action, do Serious Sam Fusion 2017.
 

Signa

Libertarian Contrarian
Sanctuary legend
Messages
764
Guilion said:
Signa said:
Every 6 months, my friend hosts a week long LAN party! I'm at it now. Any game suggestions I should float forward to the other guests?
Any source game that's barely played these days.
Garry's mod (Death race), Half life 2 Deathmatch, TF2...

And Painkiller, can't go bad with Painkiller multiplayer.
In the past, we have played Left 4 Dead 2. However, no one likes Vs mode, so I created Signa" mode
Signa mode is where you get 2 groups of 4 to race a campaign, and the first team to finish wins. Losing means having to start back at the beginning, so haste is rewarded while carelessness is harshly punished. Still, if one person can finish, then the whole team will win.
 

Vendor-Lazarus

Arch Disciple
Sanctuary legend
Messages
937
Screencheat, Startopia, Freelancer, Conquest Frontier Wars ,Sins of a Solar Empire, Sword of the Stars (1), Endless Space (1,2), Distant Worlds Universe, Homeworld (1,2), Impossible Creatures, Rise of Nations/Rise of Legends, Unreal Tournament (99/2k3), CoD:UO (Bolt action only), Supreme Commander FA.

Any shooter/Hack'n'Slash/4X/Grand Strategy game is always a valid option.

*Edit*

Ballistics, Re-Volt, Robot Arena, Star Trek Armada, Star Wars Jedi Knight - Jedi Academy, Worms World Party, Factorio, Craft the World, Anno 1404, Stellaris.
 

Signa

Libertarian Contrarian
Sanctuary legend
Messages
764
Vendor-Lazarus said:
Screencheat,
I already suggested this one and we might do it. I'm surprised it was top of your list because you said it was cool, but not your thing. Most people won't suggest things that aren't their thing!
 

Vendor-Lazarus

Arch Disciple
Sanctuary legend
Messages
937
Signa said:
Vendor-Lazarus said:
Screencheat,
I already suggested this one and we might do it. I'm surprised it was top of your list because you said it was cool, but not your thing. Most people won't suggest things that aren't their thing!
It was cool, and quite adequate. Though I did say that the cramped levels and instant action wasn't my thing, I've since tried every level, mode, weapon and many mutators. I've found that I like one level in particular (the one without any hole in the ground/floor), Garden (loop? is also fun), and my favorite weapon. I still don't look at other players screens, only notice the color.

It's not completely my thing, though I like it, but it is a perfect LAN game.
Imagine the laughs, (and bitter feuds) started over it. ^^

Oh, also Phantasy Star Online. Add that to my suggestion list as well.
 

Signa

Libertarian Contrarian
Sanctuary legend
Messages
764
We played our home made version of Cards Against Humanity, and I won!

I got a post game report here of our winning cards. A LOT of fun is lost just reading them from the list, but I figured I'd post the results anyway. Might be worth a giggle or two post game.

Round Winner Text
1 Signa It’s dangerous to leave an entire 8th-grader on the stairs.
2 jeff is wizlord I couldn’t sleep. I’m too anxious about snuggling with Ian McKellen tomorrow.
3 jeff is wizlord I was so surprised to see anally consuming a walnut that anal cleansing tablets fell out of my mouth.
4 Crytax I need a hotel room with you and me, and I need a legless dog on a wheeled cart brought to me every four hours.
5 Signa “Impossible,” said Pride. “Risky,” said Experience. “Give it a try,” whispered the Heart. That’s when I tried REEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEET.
6 Pablopwnage Latina queefs can actually erode achieving an orgasm, which is gradually causing a decrease in effectiveness.
7 Signa I met this hot chick online. She says she’s needing one more inch and I think I believe her!
8 Pablopwnage No one in Morocco can be Jews in cahoots without registering with the government.
9 SuperJer Bumper sticker: My other ride is my bisexuality.
10 Crytax The first item of evidence in The People vs. Fidel Castro’s Beard and Hat is an extremely uncomfortable mattress.
11 Taylor Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there handling my mother. Gross.
12 Signa Every French soldier carries crack in his knapsack.
13 Signa The city put in new road signs to indicate a sexy, but stylish full turn just up ahead.
14 jeff is wizlord In the end, the obvious plot twist was that the serial killer was actually a loaded gun.
15 Pablopwnage Senator, I trust you enjoyed handcuffing a four-year-old last night. Now, can I count on your vote?
16 Crytax Pool rules: No running. No being an overweight bitch. Keep these faggots out of the deep end.
17 jeff is wizlord I think a lot of people would pay to see 19GB of horseporn.
18 Pablopwnage Crews are working hard after Bertha, the tunnel-boring machine ran into a vagina-simulating sleeve and stopped.
19 Signa I’ve finally got the last of a sex swing out of a fluid-filled body cavity.
20 Pablopwnage Could you buy me kevlar underwear? I’ll pay you back.
21 Crytax Somebody screenshotted my Snapchat and now everyone thinks I’m brimming with babies.
22 SuperJer Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with a bad chicken.
23 Pablopwnage I buried my treasure under hot lava so you’d never find it!
24 jeff is wizlord Trolls tricked Microsoft’s teen girl AI, Tay, into making offensive remarks about steers and queers.
25 Crytax The ‘giggle shits moth’ has adapted to feed on the brave men and women fighting for us, and hide under a shotgun, a shovel, and a backyard in cities and towns to spin its cocoon.
26 SuperJer At the skating rink there was the elevator shaft and everyone fell down at once.
27 Signa It is disrespectful and dangerous to be a condom with Johnny Depp’s face on it during sex.
28 Pablopwnage We finally hired a guy at work to take care of your grandmother, who loves you.
29 Signa My wife is WAY better at pitching a god damn hissy fit than me! How have I kept her happy for all these years
30 SuperJer But I promised I would get my kids back surgery for Christmas!
31 Pablopwnage My brother and I have finally decided to start a business doing cosmetic surgery for my cat, since we’re so good at it.
32 Signa It was awful, in the middle of intimate time, a urinal cake came out onto the bed.
33 Signa If my neighbor doesn’t get insurance off my property, I’m calling the cops!
34 Signa Ever since I got back from Mexico I’ve been really into evading capture.
 
Top