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Is ancestry a sin?

Arnox

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I mean, we all agree here that ancestry does not go on pizza in any circumstances, but does it cross the line and become an act against God? I believe it does. Both grandma's pictures and pizza are delicious, wonderful things all on their own, but when you put them together, you have something worse than the sum of their parts.

Discuss your thoughts.
 

Vendor-Lazarus

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You've forgotten that one could create a pizza-cake with an edible picture of grandma (to celebrate her 100th year)!
In that case, grandma does go on pizza!!
 

Signa

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I feel like I'm being mocked! :'(

The real truthful answer is yes. Grandma has sex, which is gross, with grandpa, which is also gross. I'm not sure when pizza got involved but with all that grossness around I'm sure someone was committing an act against God at some point.
 

Guilion

♪El mariachi fennec quiere bailar♪
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I mean when you think about it both ancestry and pizza cause diabetes and heart diseases, so there is some merit to the theory you're presenting over here.
 
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