I love you, Russ, but sometimes, love hurts.

[Houseman]

Russ, I love you, but how could you even think of being sarcastic to the SJW queen, Zoe Quinn? She LITERALLY has PTSD because some people said words to her over the internet, and she had to FLEE THE COUNTRY because her life was being threatened! She had to run to the airplane while dodging bullets, while a "No Russian" style mob of gamer neckbeards massacred everyone in a rush to get to her! All because she was a woman in the games industry who did nothing wrong! She clearly deserves all of your love, respect, worship, and most importantly, cash. In fact, I'm emptying out my bank account right now just so that she can dry her tears with my savings. If I could be so honored...

I hope you learned a valuable lesson. If you talk back to the Zoe, you'll get harassed and bullied out of the industry, because they're on the right side of history, and you just have to listen and believe.

I still love you, but I'll keep a respectable distance between us so that I don't get bullied out of my job too. To re-iterate, I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH RUSS PITTS SO PLEASE DON'T DO TO ME WHAT YOU DID TO HIM, PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY, NOT MY LIFE!

 

[Ogoid]

What was it one of Mr. Pitts' Good and Righteous allies on The Right Side of History said? "Something something your bed, something fucked in it"? I can't quite seem to remember...

But seriously, though... the man is right. It is, in fact, not there. All that is in that piece of his are the same exact same bald-faced lies they have been peddling for 4, going on 5 years now, possibly with the single proviso that ethics could have been a conversation worth having if wasn't for the Great Evil of Our Time, which like the villain of a certain children's series of books (of which seem to consist the full extent of these people's entire literary background) Cannot Be Named, having cast a perennial and indelible stain of mortal, unforgivable sin over it.

Like, no, really - what is the man apologizing for here?