How to Enjoy Stuffing a Giant Dildo Up Your Asshole and Intestines

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When you shove a huge dildo up your ass, it'll be taking a much more roundabout and meandering path than the straight path it takes in the throat. Just a few inches inside your ass it'll bend rather sharply to your left , then turn upwards, upwards into your large intestine along the left side of your torso, then it'll turn again and run horizontally just below your rib cage, and finally it'll turn again and run downwards along the right side of your torso before coming to a stop at the exit of the small intestine.

What a winding path! This means you have to be very careful.

First of all, the dildo must not be longer than your large intestine! The small intestine and appendix lay at the end of the large intestine, and ramming anything into those is asking for trouble. Contrary to much literature, you CAN feel where the dildo is ... if you follow this page's instructions. Only careful experimentation will tell you what length of dildo is safe for you. As a starting reference point, I'm 5'9" tall, and my 36-inch dildo is just perfect for me. Your yardage may vary. Medical books say that the large intestine is up to 5 feet long! I'll give an award to the first person who shows me a five-foot dildo disappear up their ass!

Secondly, it's ESSENTIAL to give yourself a deep, deep, deep, deep enema. There must be NO SHIT WHATSOEVER anywhere inside your large intestine. I'm not talking about enema bottles here; I'm talking HOSES

 

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Why am I not surprised that you'd know just the Trick?

Why am I also not surprised that the Dildo is black? Is that where all the Nigger here Nigger there shit comes from? You just really want a black dude to prolapse your anus, huh?