AMA I played soccer with a dog

[Signa]

Ask me anything. Instead of just telling you guys about how I played soccer with a dog yesterday, just ask away! Anything to make a stupid thread relevant.

 

[Houseman]

Did you play soccer against the dog, or with it? Who won? What kind of dog? Did it know the rules? Did it foul?

 

[Signa]

Did you play soccer against the dog, or with it? Who won? What kind of dog? Did it know the rules? Did it foul?

With the dog
I won, because I got to play soccer with a dog. That's a win any day!
Border Collie-Lab mix
It made up its own rules. Stand or lay in front of the ball until it is kicked. Then stop the ball from getting past.
It did a very good job stopping the ball. As a goalie, he only missed one or 2 shots out of 20 or so.

 

[Arnox]

Anything to make a stupid thread relevant.

Don't worry. You'll get better at making them, the more you do it.

Did the dog do any 360 quickscopes?

 

[Signa]

Anything to make a stupid thread relevant.

Don't worry. You'll get better at making them, the more you do it.

Did the dog do any 360 quickscopes?

The only thing the dog spun was the ball.

 

[Arnox]

The only thing the dog spun was the ball.

Fucking casual...

 

[Monoochrom]

How many Belly Rubs and Noms did the Dog get for his performance?

 

[Signa]

At least one, but I wasn't counting. Two belly rubs may have happened. No noms though.

 

[Signa]

Got some pictures of the doggo

Spoiler: bored dog

Bored dog

Spoiler: petz me plz?

Petz me plz?