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I'm so sick of hearing about Mirandas ass

gaijinkaiju

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As we all know, Mass effect is getting a new collection released soon. But did you also know that they *gasp* changed the camera angle to focus less on mirandas ass!
Oh, the horror. The game is ruined. Now I can't stare at a characters ass, despite the fact the we keep calling her ugly. However will I live!

Sarcasm aside. I'm just so sick of people talking about it. Who cares. If you want to stare at her ass so much, just play the orignals ffs. Or, and I know this is going to sound crazy, look her up on hentai sites. I'm sure the collection will have issues, but is Mirandas ass one of them? No.

 

Gauche

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Now I can't stare at a characters ass, despite the fact the we keep calling her ugly. However will I live!
Isn't there hex editor shenanigans you can pull to essentially have a free camera and oggle bits to their fullest?
I remember Sword Art Online: Infinity Moment playing folk using such tricks to get panty shots.

So I looked it up and ToggleFlyCam seemed to work for the originals.

I'm sure the collection will have issues, but is Mirandas ass one of them? No.
It is and I'm sick of pretending it's not.
 

Arnox

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For me, the issue isn't really that it's censorship per se, but that this remaster is crossing lines into remake territory. Which is fine, but if they're gonna do a damn remake, then just do that. Don't half-ass it (heh) like this and then expect everyone to be okay with it.
 

Epyc Wynn

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>Mass Effect
>removing sex appeal in an American video game

They think I will buy a game if the PR explicitly shows it will be less sexy. The Japanese aren't this retarded but American lefty-tard game execs and devs sure as shit are. This is in the same tier as Blizzard dialing back Tracer's butt pose. You'd think traditionalist Jewish moms were telling these cucks to make women pose less sexy but no, just lefty cucks with a literally ass-backwards agenda.
 

gaijinkaiju

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>Mass Effect
>removing sex appeal in an American video game

They think I will buy a game if the PR explicitly shows it will be less sexy. The Japanese aren't this retarded but American lefty-tard game execs and devs sure as shit are. This is in the same tier as Blizzard dialing back Tracer's butt pose. You'd think traditionalist Jewish moms were telling these cucks to make women pose less sexy but no, just lefty cucks with a literally ass-backwards agenda.
what
 

Epyc Wynn

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Let me re-explain it so your stupid fucking waifu anime cucky-ass ears and brain can understand:

Men have penises and hormones that compel them to want arousing imagery like women's asses on full display, and when a product is advertised to dial that back, it makes us not want to buy the product. Would you like a statistic on the average size of men's penises to back that up or are you good?
 

gaijinkaiju

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Let me re-explain it so your stupid fucking waifu anime cucky-ass ears and brain can understand:

Men have penises and hormones that compel them to want arousing imagery like women's asses on full display, and when a product is advertised to dial that back, it makes us not want to buy the product. Would you like a statistic on the average size of men's penises to back that up or are you good?
what.
just go look at miranda hentai dude.
 
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